Headnodic - Ill Vacation lyrics

[Verse 1] Missing [Verse 2: Gift of Gab] Took a little boat to a private island ... [Verse 3: Gift of Gab] I put a harness on a tortoise And a porpoise and a swordfish And we started bending corners Doing donuts underwater Started under portland, oregon Hit the shores of bora bora Had some chardonnay and tortellini with Camorra and league Unfortunately, I had to go for real so I showed him my report card Climbed a water boat bound for rio Bribing, weaving, water skiing For no reason at all I just started screaming That's an onomatopoeia I hit the reefer pipe with con-dol-lee-zza rice Ate a pita with some meats and rice At the speed of light Me and condie hopped in my ferrari, yo to Rio de Janeirio [sic] And I got my party on and stopped the party yo But condie went nutty started doing cardio In a leopard leotard and a pair of army boots Along with Super Mario, Rodney-O, Leonardio Decarprio [sic], Star Jones Paul McCartney, Hall and Oates, and Rosario Dawson (who ain't had nothing hardly on) It was awesome