She's got the anger of a suffragette But she's crying a river She's got the smile of a side show clown But she stands and delivers I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll And to get some rhythm I'm on the prowl but who would've thought That I couldn't pick up Maybe you can help me I am looking for someone to dance with Baby, can't you help me? You know, I hate dancing by myself I see a looker with a neon top So I started talking She hoped to wallop with a broken shoulder So I started walking I turn the corner and who do I spot? It's that girl from TV I spill my liquor and my buzz is gone And I stroll in easy Maybe you can help me I am looking for someone to dance with Baby, can't you help me? You know, I hate dancing by myself She's got the anger of a suffragette But she's crying a river (Crying a river) She's got the smile of a side show clown But she stands and delivers I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll And to get some rhythm (Get some rhythm) I'm on the prowl but who would've thought That I couldn't pick up Maybe you can help me I am looking for someone to dance with Baby, can't you help me? You know, I hate dancing by myself Maybe you can help me I am looking for someone to dance with Baby, can't you help me? You know, I hate dancing by myself