There's a monster in my room we discussed movies over coffee And I think it's quite absurd Well, he got hungry, licked his lips, he shook my hand, and tried to eat me. And it's getting on my nerves Don't you think it's strange that I've been reading, (still I don't know how to k** you) I'm trying hard not to meet you when I am sleeping, (still I don't know how to k** you) still I don't know how to k** you I've got tickets to a show that I know no one will be attending And I think that you should go Well, I don't mind your complexion or even the fact that you are bleeding It's just the way that it goes Don't you think it's strange that I've been reading (still I don't know how to k** you) I'm trying hard not to meet you when I am sleeping, (still I don't know how to k** you) still I don't know how to k** you And I don't mind the shape that your head is in And I don't mind the shape that your head is... I wanna see you explode [x12] I wanna see you I've got to watch you explode [ad libs]