Haysi Fantayzee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy lyrics

Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy Okay, yeah, showdown Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy Okay, yeah, showdown Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy Okay, yeah, showdown Showdown (Take me away) He's as big as a ranch (Take me away) He's as tough as they come (J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne) (Take me away) He's so long (Take me away) You know he's never wrong (J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne) He stands so high It's enough to make any redskin cry He knows what's right And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white Big Leggy lives J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne John Wayne in Lover's Lane Making whoopee with his squaw But his bullet belt, it starts a-gettin' in the way It's a-making his life a bore So she says to him, "Take off that thing It's getting right between us" "Now listen, honey, I can't do that Not even for you, my sweetness" "Now Big John, if that's a fact Then how d'you propose we do our act? If that's the way it's gonna be Get the hell out of my tepee" Now, speckled hen, just stop your squawkin' Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking I know a trick we ought to try Turn right over, you'll know why He stands so high It's enough to make any redskin cry He knows what's right And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white Big Leggy lives J-J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne If you wonder why he stands so high It's just the space between him and the sky If you wonder why he stands so high It's just the space between him and the sky If you wonder why he stands so high It's just the space between him and the sky If you wonder why he stands so high It's just the space between him and that sky (Take me away) John Wayne is Big Leggy (Take me away) John Wayne is Big Leggy (Take me away) John Wayne is Big Leggy (Take me away) John Wayne He stands so high It's enough to make any redskin cry He knows what's right And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white Big Leggy lives J-J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy Okay, yeah, showdown Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy Okay, yeah, showdown Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy Okay, yeah, showdown Showdown Showdown