Hayseed Dixie - She Was Skinny When I Met Her lyrics

She was skinny when I met her Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food Well, she eats me outta house and home I used to like to love her now I leave her alone She's up to 300 pounds, or better She was skinny when I met her She likes chocolate cake, she likes t-bone steak Now the bathroom scale is about to break She used to be petite - now she can't see her feet And all she does is lay around the house and eat She was skinny when I met her Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food Well, she eats me outta house and home I used to like to love her now I leave her alone She's up to 300 pounds, or better She was skinny when I met her She likes barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew She keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do? She used to be really hot, I used to love her a lot But now with three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got Yeah, she was skinny when I met her Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food Well, she eats me outta house and home I used to like to love her now I leave her alone She's up to 300 pounds, or better She was skinny when I met her