Hayseed Dixie - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap lyrics

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head He's givin' you the blues You wanna graduate but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone, I'm always home Call me any time Just ring 36 24 36, hey I lead a life of crime Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart He's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start, fella Pick up the phone, I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in, forget 'bout him We'll have ourselves a ball, hey Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) Oh (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) Yeah If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee, I'm happy to be Your back door man, hey Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) Yeah (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) Concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T. (Done dirt cheap) Neck ties, contracts, high voltage (Done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds ... Done dirt cheap Dirty deeds Dirty deeds, dirty deeds Done dirt cheap, yeah