Hayseed Dixie - Centerfold lyrics

Let's go, does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete My homeroom, homeroom angel has exploded from my seat She ain't pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain The memory of my angel could never cause me pain The years go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold, angel is a centerfold My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold Slip me notes under the desk, I was thinking about her dress I was shy, I turned away before she caught my eye I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed in baby blues Somethin' had a hold on me when angel pa**ed close by Those soft and fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch To see her in that negligee is really just too much My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold, angel is a centerfold My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold Hey it's okay, I understand this ain't no never, never land I hope that when this issue's gone, see you when your clothes are on Take your car, yes we will, take your car and drive it Take it to a motel room, take 'em off in private A part of me has just been ripped, the pages from my mind are stripped Oh, no, I can't deny it, oh yeah I guess I gotta buy it My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold, angel is a centerfold My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold, my blood runs cold, oh yeah My angel is a centerfold, my angel is a centerfold, oh yeah