You were smoking on a cigarette Talking about the deficit Putting all them wild boys down A-like a drunken Mona Lisa or the Leanin' Tower of Pisa You were hanging off the edge of town I overheard Afghanistan is safer than a minivan Left me wonderin' what I should do Ah, you're like a four leaf clover I just had to come on over I've never seen a woman like you You was falling like the Alamo Drinking fast and talking slow Looking like it's time to go home Were you hitting on the stripper cause you can't afford to tip her Or just afraid of being alone You was openly frustrated You said Dylan's over rated For singing Tangled Up In Blue I don't know what I was thinking I could feel my heart a-sinking I have never seen a fellow like you And out the way we do it's true We fall for the first one How come it always ends up the worst one? Well you're probably a Democrat, What the hell is wrong with that? Nothing if you're Taliban I see, well, I bet you slept with half the south Don't you ever shut your mouth? How much did you pay for that tan? More than you paid for them boots Oh, shouldn't you be purging? You're probably still a virgin I can't believe you're not on The View Have to have another round, it's looking like we're trouble bound I have never seen another like you Ain't that the way we do it's true you take the breath from me It seems like you are bound to be the d**h of me Oh, well, a couple hours later, we were in the elevator A-making out like Bonnie and Clyde We were dizzy from the love we found Throwin' up and goin' down Lord it's been a hell of a ride I'm having trouble breathing Well I probably should be leaving You know I'm up in room 402 Well I gotta hand it to you There's a chance I'm gonna screw you I have never seen another like you I don't know if it's forever But I'm glad that we're together I have never seen another like you.