Haydunn - Pokémon Rap : Pokémon Cypher 2013 lyrics

[Intro: Shofu] Aw, sh**! Pokémon Cypher 2013 Archer, Beatdown, Haydunn, TokenBlack, CTC, HD, Jwittz, G. Yee, Matt Houston, Scoot and Shizzy Sixx? God damn! [Verse 1: Archer] It's Archer b**h you know I spit raw On the verse first, guess a n***a got that Quick Claw 6-0'ing trainers leaving muthaf**as pissed off We Don't f** Around, on top like Hitmon so back off Cause you ain't doin' nothing We don't need Repels n***a you know that we run sh** On that Bayleef, got me higher than a Jump Kick You just on the ground hella shocked, Stunfisk Okay I'm Johto's finest Pokémon Master My flow's legendary, I'm a Star no Raptor I'm on that Gogoat, Trainers hatin' when I ride up I got the Water Gun, if you see it on my side, duck I spit Toxic, you gon' need a Antidote b**h I make it rain like a Dream World Politoed Better get it right, I'm the S.A.M Y'all haters couldn't see me with a Flash HM b**h [Interlude: Shofu Tha Beatdown] Beatdown That's me on the beat by the way Dub-D-F-A [Verse 2: Shofu Tha BeatDown] If I was a Pokémon I'd start at level 50 Cause Nintendo would recognize the real n***a that is in me I am faster than a Shiftry On that Mach 6 speed When I get into a battle I'mma make a b**h bleed Shofu Tha Beatdown I am intoducin' Got the right item, call it Mega Evolution All the haters can shut the hell up, put on some duct tape Leave your b**h a** black and blue like a Luxray (Whoop, whoop!) Don't need any attacks other than #n***aPunch Hair on the top of my head only, Wigglytuff I never need a gun, cause my hands are enough They might as well be the same thing, call it Bullet Punch Dark and I'm fly, n***a I'm the head Honchkrow Me, Shofu, and Archer pack heat like Magcargo Half Fighting Pokémon, the other half Flying Cause these Sky Uppercuts set you up for air combos B-B-B-B-B-Beatdown and I'm out [Interlude: Shofu and Haydunn] You really didn't expect this man to get on the mic, did you? Haydunn, k** 'em! This is about to be terrible, but f** it [Verse 3: Haydunn] Most call me excellent but you can call me Haydunn All you trainers kinda like my name, straight hatin' I give your girl a nugget now she sayin that I'm awesome I told her I'm a star so she givin me that Dome Fossil (uh) You're Docile, My nature is Adamant, I'm out here gettin' that cash cause all my coins are amulet Me losing a battle? Nope, I'm not havin' it You got me seeing red like I'm looking at Darmanitan, Dayum Wow, I pull out my Megahorn, she yellin' like a megaphone, I'm guessing that you never saw this coming like a Metronome You dudes are easy, I do this with no effort, make a trainer use up all his moves, that's Pressure If you don't like me, then you must not understand me, because I am legendary, I'm rare like candy You didn't know? I go harder than a Geodude I think they're sleeping on me, someone get a Pokéflute Bunch of Sleepy a** b**hes! [Interlude: Shofu] TokenBlackYGOGuy, he doesn't even play Pokémon and he's still styling on you! [Verse 4: TokenBlackYGOGuy] Yo, I play Yu-Gi-Oh, but I spit harder bars than all of y'all My sh** bring you to hell, triple Charizard Watch me lift a 9, Blastoise in my Pokéball Earthquake make the ground shake like Tyranitar You can Chip Away at my lines but you can't f** with me Got so many Os, wallet looking like a Bubblebeam Eatin' on this beat, Munchlax in front of cutlery It's dinner time, n***as couldn't see me cause they Piloswine Undercover legendary, favorite number's 59 Kicks in my closet, Hitmonlee not livin' here Walk in clubs, my defense falls, all these b**hes leer Poképunches thrown, Hitmonchan not livin' here You got a little fire like a wild Vulpix appeared They had to add me cause I think outside the box Like withdrawing Alakazam, think outside the Box You like my sh** but I ain't shocked It don't got no effect on a rock, from what I hear [Interlude: Shofu and CTC] Whoo! The Based Lord himself, get 'em! Hey, what's even good man, it's CTC, IDM we in this mothaf**a! [Verse 5: CTC] b**h I'm in the cut, Rotom-C You don't really wanna see me turn my hat and roll them sleeves Bodybaggin' your whole team like groceries Turn your Tauros to roast beef Take your money, badges and your girl with me First I make her Acid Spray, Then I drop my Special D Specialty, schoolin' you beginners like the faculty Hone Claws raise my Accuracy Back to slash you f*ggots like an Axew casually Marowakin' wack rappers on tracks until there's casualties You ba*tards actually thought you was bad as me? Only triggers you pullin' on the back of the Wii (hahaha) Randorosu got the Force like Obi-Wan Mega Blastoise carry big Cannons, Nickelodeon I spit that Poison, make you motherf**ers look like Sylveon And I got yo girl, on my, laptop, call her Porygon Manip-Manip-Manipulate the metal like a Magneton Heavily armed like I'm Ambipom Makin' that Metal Burst like I'm Aggron Nurse Joy, call an ambulance I spit like Magmortar Your weak flows don't affect me, I'm Gastrodon b**h! [Verse 6: HD The One] Everybody in the Cypher after this you gon' be bleedin' Team Rocket in my Swisher got me Koffing, Weezing (HD!) Flow is so rare you couldn't catch it with a Master Ball You talk and I don't listen you can call me Ash's Charizard Catch me in the Trapinch, flyer than a Flygon I'm the best, disagree I'll break your f**ing DS Goin' harder than Tyranitar, I run it like Terrakion Bodybaggin' trainers, I don't count what f**ing badge I'm on Bunch of cash, and I get it faster than a Rapidash Something like a Bug-Type, every day I Spinarak All these n***as unknown, Sorta like an Unown Scoot you the same sh**, something like a Ditto (p**y!) True story every rapper in this cypher to me's doomed Cause dog, I'm spittin' Fire like a f**ing Houndoom I'm causing all this Static like I'm Surge's Raichu I get to shooting then I'm fleeing faster than a Raikou I'm smoking on that Loudred, flow sorta hostile Tell 'em Omanyte, n***a you don't wanna joust though Blast with these toys, big shells, no Squirtle Put a bullet in this cypher now its smoking like a Torkoal HD. Hadouken! [Interlude: Shofu] You guys really ain't ready for this, my man's a lyrical genius The one and only Jwittz Jwittz, tell them what you spit that fire like [Verse 7: TheJWittz] I spit fire like a Heatmor You're a Pawniard, I'm the Kingler Exert my Pressure, PP down, you're gonna need an Ether I'm like a Scizor, physical sweeper Beat the Elite Four Master of the creatures They should call you Minimize, your talent's hella small You're looking like a Super Nerd and have no friends at all You're a Timid nature, you don't have the Weather Balls And if you think I'm bad now? Mega Evolve Second to none I be wrecking them Whether my rival is Blue or Gary They call me Lavender Town, not clowning around My crew is super scary Bug Bite, got an appetite, you'll never get to use a berry Focus Band, we'll get through this barely Bring the fire, let's do this Flaree On top of the world like I'm Red, I'm the final boss Aimin' for the horn? That's why Rhydon lost Hit you for your level like Machamp, Seismic Toss Hit me with a Knock Off Held item "Mic" was dropped [Interlude: Shofu] Punchline king, G. Yee Nothing but straight bars k** 'em! Verse 8: G. Yee Okay I'm bustin' out my Pokéball Entei how I be smoking y'all Tell 'em that I Machamp I traded so my Machoke evolved Confuse 'em, I'm Dynamic with the Punches Lay you face down in the mud like a Stunkfisk Run this, pulling all the stings to you Shuppets Burn this to a CD, people tellin' me they Luvdisc Higher than them Jump Kicks, on that purple Grumpig Took over the game, now they treatin' me like Thundurus Damn, got all these haters tryna ban me Jealous cause my fire flow make y'all look like a Magby Yeah I'm Fire Blasting Volcarona dancing +6, knock 'em out, even if they Sa**y Plus they guns is water like I'm shooting 'gainst a Krabby Pack heat, Chandelure, y'all is just a candle light These Dunsparce don't spark, but my Magnemite Right? G.Yee got the best lines Spitting next gen bars, XY [Interlude: Matt Houston] Yeah, you already know who it is Hoes on my dick cause I look like Gary Officer Jenny on one arm, Nurse Joy on the other motherf**er Lines overhead like an Elgyem Get at me Who am I? [Verse 9: Matt Houston] b**h it's Matt Houston, not a trainer, better man All I got is good weed, smoking on that Frenzy Plant I'm a dog in beast mode like dragon, go bananas and I spit fire, that's Arcanine, Charizard, Darmanitan Hybrid N and Colress, swear I f**in' know it all Chick 'gon catch that Bullet Seed, Discharge when she blow me off Shadow Triad when I'm here, hoes know no control at all This girl is like a Amoonguss her hands on my Pokéballs I be puffing all on that Vileplume, I'm in need of a Litwick Got you wishin' that you was a Ditto but boy you just a dipsh** Got this girl I'm bout to Bulldoze, I Dig in under them sheets first She never leavin' with Frustration, and always usin' that Return Y'all gay, y'all be Sword Dancing b**h I'm sicker than Wally Hop on a beat, pop ball release, then I go harder than Onix I'm not The Rock but honestly you b**hes will catch Smack Downs Then your girl tickle my Wood Hammer, I bet you ain't gonna laugh now Give her that Spacial Rend, stick them who*es in line And when I'm finished, check it, you gon' hear that Roar Of Time Jump on a track, battle haters then I k** these hoes f** up the whole game like you saved and caught a MissingNo [Verse 10: Shizzy Sixx] Suicune to the Sixx you see none of these n***as can match with me Blastin' a Hydro Cannon and I'm packed with Adaptability And actually, you favorite rapper I don't rock with 'em I'll make 'em Chansey in Kanto and leave 'em in a hospital Bars for eons like Latias and every Eeveelution You're a Brave Bird, facing me when you see me shootin' It flies faster than Latios and leaves ya chest burnin' Till you pa** out like the old man in Red version My bars stomp, twin blades, Mega Garchomp Slice and leave you swimmin' with the fishes like Marshtomp Burnin' Mega Venasaur, bodied my last league Catch these n***as Sleep Talking, I'm givin' 'em bad dreams It's gon be a bad scene, make a Wish, I homi Jrachi Gettin' stronger everybody you ain't f**in' with my Moxie The Arceus of raw, and to me y'all Mew How you the maker of all when I made you? Not to mess with, check it Punchlines make you Chespin, no question Mega Mewtwo X in this b**h Ask why and I'm k**in' your section Lesson learned, head of my cla** I want cash and a Sash boy If not twin cannons gon be armed, Mega Blastoise Holdin on 1 4 5th that'll Zapdos Hit that Encore and let tha muhf**a clap slow Red screams mercy and I leave 'em in a hearse bro Line up every rapper I don't like, b**h I murk rows Me come up Missing? No I'm here to make this game glitch Gen Sixx b**h, upgarde and get you game switched You're Softboiled and unknown, I'll remain that dude for life Boutta to go Mega someone gimme Suicunenite [Verse 11: Scoot] These trainers gotta go, get up out, what you doin' They some Unown lames, Gen 2, Alph Ruins I'm spewin' this Magmar To get to me you gotta get far Like you stuck in the cave gotta surf on the wave But wait, ain't no repel jar Gotta keep my money on Snorlax But it's too much in my backpack When I k** ya Pokés I get more stacks When I'm on the web Spinarak Volt tackle no Shinx got a bad b**h no Jynx I'm Reckless like a Mienshao k** a Beartic new minks That n***a SGTBash is finished You son of a bish, yeah that did it Ain't no f**in' stopping us I'm smoking on that Tropius I can see why they copy us Ditto a** n***as be jockin us Hit the U-Turn up yeah that's the bluff Picked the wrong move kid nope not enough That attack was a snack so eatin' it up Comin through with the check in the rain hit ‘em up You an Old Rod, I'm a Super Rod But I f**ed ya girl with this Good Rod I went Metapod with this tripod She Gulpin my Rare Candy Swalot You don't get it? Stuck in a cave like Diglett Like a Fire Blast you missed it You a Delibird no Christmas We run this sh**, n***a like the shoes on my feet Choice Scarf E-Speed max speed holding B WDFA on the map HD The One is wack GImme dat Payday Meowth cat Scoot stay rippin' the Poké track [Interlude: Kendrick Lamar] Yeah ho, this the finale [Verse 12: Shofu] Look They call me shofu, the Pokémon trend setter OU metagame, I'm from the land of the best weather Rest never n***a this the Pokémon Cypher Slicing necks like a Scyther and spittin' venom Seviper We hotter than Sacred Fire I'm higher than Mountain Pyre I'm reachin' my final form and no Mega Stone is required My band is focused you dyin' Boy you better call an ambulance I pull up, Scraggy pants Hit my Outrage, Dragon Dance Move like it's crowded, bells are sproutin' My wins somewhere in the thousands I get it don't ever doubt it Boy you don't know nothin' bout it I'm up like I'm Water Spouting It rains when I fall Watch me enter a gym with nothin' but depart it with all That's right, your money, badge and TM I'm hard as Conkeldurr's cement Got a giant list of reasons why you will never defeat him You can't beat him, it's impossible Challenge me, that's illogical (uh-huh) The flow is Sheer Cold, it'll turn your a** to a popsicle Unstoppable I'm coming for you, better spend your time nursing Shofu so fly, he on the cover of that Y version I murk 'em Carry my team like I'm surfin' Ain't talkin' 'bout no Pokémon number 7 when I squirt 'em n***a this that Critical sh** Strong an*lytical sh** That +6 Physical hit Pokémon lyrical sh** And I got your b**h on my dick She rides it like a f**in' Skiddo Any Pokémon track, we gon' body the instrumental, motherf**er Pokémon Cypher 2013 f** with me!