did the owners take you from the fair cause they saw it in your eyes there was something in your movement back in those days when all the men wore hats all the scandals made headlines after that you pa**ed quietly in the pasture ooooh you were beautiful and natural and that's all I ever had to know as the dumb actors read their lines they knew that you'd be happier on a farm you were real and the western town was not you kicked him off the first time you heard the gun sounds I heard they chased the lemmings off the ledge I saw that film not long after you were dead the night the writers joined the union ooooh you were beautiful and natural and that's all I ever had to know as the dumb actors read their lines Ooh in the tiniest of rooms ooh in the tiniest of rooms you fancied all of ... I bet you never really understood I tell you now, be glad you never could the whole thing makes me sick for the future and may the glory of your picture always be the only thing I ever see the only pool I ever swim in ooooh you were beautiful and natural and that's all I ever had to know as the dumb actors read their lines ooooh you were beautiful and natural and that's all I ever had to know and you've always had the ones you know and you were there when they let us know and we all sat around the table it was all we ever had to know it was all we ever had to know