Hattori Hunzo - How To Listen, Part 1 lyrics

This is a how to listen program How to listen: Including how not to How you ought to And how you won't Could tell us what Hi-Fi is? Hi-Fi? Why Sure! I think I can tell you what hi-fi is... What-what-what-what is it? Hi-fi? Hi-fi? Hi-fi is... Hi-Fi is sound reproduction From an instrument that has been specially designed From the tur-tur-turn table And-and-and-and-and I saw records made... Music literally written in wax (Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh) This is a how to listen... program Including how not to How you ought to And how you won't How Furbish wax is put on the tur-tur-turntable A cutting point called a stylist is adjusted And everything is ready to record again The most popular selection ever caught on wax Well... What would you say to a person like A do it yourself hi-fi enthusiast like yourself? Oh-oh-oh-oh it doesnt take much Only money, A thorough knowledge of electronics (Ahhhh-ahhhhh-ahhh) Your wife's threatened to leave you But, if you want re-re-re-re-real hi-fi! Eee-ooooooo-eeeeeee (Real-real-real-real-real-real) Real hi-fi! Eeeeee-ooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee R-r-r-r-r-r-r-real hi-fi! Eeeeeee-oooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-real hi-fi!