Hatfield And The North - Fitter Stoke Has a Bath lyrics

You don't suspect my life's a mess You prob'ly think it's groovy Meeting people every day See some place abroad But I admit that when the time is right It can be quite a laugh But you know, that's not often Eventually, I think that you will agree I'm only putting lines out And shifting gears, missing years disappear As for you I couldn't bear to think of it They said you were Swedish You asked me for a chocolate bar Then you went and spoiled it all by eating it What a pain, what a nause! You can imagine my delight Was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life Thank you ladies you had us all I hope you both enjoyed it But just the same I'm happy just to sit around at home With Pamela looking elegant and writing prose If anyone's in need of me I'm drowning in the bathroom Bing billy bong – silly song going wrong Ping pong ping, clong cling dong Ping pong ping, my head's gone Bing billy bang, Desperate Dan, frying pan Cling clong cling, bong bing bang Michael Miles, bogeyman