Thirsty and miserable, you drop to the floor You drink till you can't even see anymore Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more, right My brother wants a ride to the liquor store You pity him for what he wants it for, yeah Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more, yow It's 1:30 and we're all getting nervous The store closes at two, there's not enough to last us, oh sick Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more Thirsty and miserable, always wanting more See if you can find the key to your mother's liquor cabinet