Hat films - Shipping & Receiving lyrics

[Intro] This is for us... [Verse 1: Alex Smith] So me and Ross in the living room Watching a documentary about ants It's late at night, feeling sleepy And I'm wearing really tight pants [Verse 2: Ross Hornby] Then I decide I don't wanna watch Stuff about insects So I reach for the remote control But all I think about is hot s**! [Verse 3: Alex Smith] I notice you going to reach for it So I try to pa** it to you Our hands touch for the first time But hopefully not for the last, it's true [Verse 4: **Ross Hornby** & *Alex Smith*] ***I blush, you blush*** ***We both blush*** **Then I get an erection** **When you show some affection** [Verse 5: Alex Smith] Slow down, we've been friends for so long I don't want you to take this wrong I always wanted to taste your dong [Verse 6: Ross Hornby] I'm not sure, feeling scared It's a lot to take in But when I think of my future, all I think is him [Verse 7: Alex Smith & Ross Hornby] Let's go upstairs, I'm feeling hot And I need to cool off Grab some towels, grab some oil I think Trott's in the bath [Verse 8: Chris Trott] Who's that? Come on in The water is fine And I'm feeling randy 'Cause I've been drinking red wine Take it off, all your clothes This bath's feelin' empty And much like my - bu*thole There's room for plenty... [Verse 9: **Ross Hornby** & *Alex Smith*] **I blush, we blush** ***Now let's get to the f**ing!*** [Outro]