Harvey Schmidt - I Love My Wife lyrics

[MICHAEL] I love my wife What should I do? I've been to see a specialist, but When he was through He told me it's hopeless; I'm stricken for life "My son," he said "Get back to bed! You happen to love your wife!" Other men love famous stars But not I The sort you worship from afar And I try Other men love femme fatales Sveltely dressed But when I'm with those femme fatales I get depressed, 'cause I love my wife How will it end? I love her as a lover, and not just as a friend I may be abnormal, with drama it's rife But nevertheless, I confess, I love my wife! It may be abnormal, with drama it's rife But nevertheless I confess Nevertheless, I confess, I love my wife! I love my wife I love my wife Doodle doodle oodle oodle doo doo doo I adore my wife!