Spank the Whipple, Hüsker Dü, and early R.E.M.; She said she couldn't live without them. All she wanted was a best friend. She'd do anything to get them. Barlow solo, Sebadoh, The Pixies, Lync, and Low; She wore their T-shirts, never missed a show. All she wanted was a best friend. She'd do anything to get them... But she was a show. There were some things she said we couldn't know. She dwelled at night, Soho. She locked her loft; she had a secret. But don't tell anybody... Don't tell anybody... Please don't tell anybody About my Paul McCartney CDs! All she wanted was a best friend. She'd do anything to get them. But she was a show. There were some things we couldn't know. She dwelled at night, Soho. She locked her loft; she had a secret.