You're doing everything your people said to. I'd hate to be the one to break it to you. It's only sad 'cause it's true; They misled you when they bred you. Somebody said some things they had no right to Somehow they stuck, then you were known as someone who could simply not follow through if he had to (but you have to, don't you?) You don't have to be a genius, but it helps to (it helps to) Fools and charlatans, they may get wise But only cream and ba*tards rise -- and you can see it in their eyes You followed good advices to the letter You know your friend? He's doing so much better than you are ever likely to do He'll eclipse you but he will not miss you You don't have to be a genius but it helps to (helps to) All the also-rans are real nice guys But only cream and ba*tards rise: People who could buy and sell you Sharing a joke that they will never tell you You think you're dialed in Someone has to win, and you know what that means... It means someone's gotta lose It's probably you, oh whoa ho ho ho, It's probably you, oh whoa ho ho ho. It's not a race, it's not a competition And if it were you'd be in no position to Get them to listen to you if you had to Not even if your life depended on it You don't have to be a genius, but it helps to, (it helps to) Some are aliens, the rest are spies But only cream and ba*tards rise -- and you can see it in their ah, ha, ha, ha, Ah, ha, ha, ha, Ah-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha, Ah-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha, Ah-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha, Ah-ha ha-ha!