[Refrain] Twitching Probing Twitching Probing [Verse 1] I'm worrying everyday I could be anorexic I'll have to get into shape Can't seem to find the right charge Your mother, she might be a swimmer Your father must have been a vaulter Don't put me in skates Ping pong, I'm no great shakes People say I'm weak Can't even hold her tight You are the star of the poolside Your streamline curves I can't abide [Chorus] I'll be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman Be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman [Refrain] Twitching Probing Twitching Probing I'll be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman [Verse 2] I'm not sleeping these days Maybe insomniac Quench my thirst, flesh and blood I've got this craving for you Your brother, they call him Batman Your sister, we know she's Wonder Woman I'm seeing Sundays I could be apoplectic The whole family gets in shape Under the floodlights People tell me I'm not strong I can't seem to find the right charge [Chorus] I'll be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman Be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman [Refrain] Twitching Probing Twitching Probing I'll be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman [Outro] Be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman I'll be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman Be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman Be a good sport Be a good sport I'll be a sportsman