Harry King - General Hospi-Tale lyrics

Rock it hard Rock it steady Pick yourself up And get yourself ready Wave your arms Let me hear you yell We're gonna rap about General Hospital It started out in Port Charles town Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around No one could prove that he was a crook Till Luke stole his little black book It had names and numbers all in code So Luke and Laura had to hit the road They had to find the left-handed boy Watch their step They had to be coy The gold involved was worth so much Others wanted it like Sally and Hutch But there's one thing I must confess Sally was a man who wore a dress Luke kept his cool He ain't no fool He set them both up cold Well Sally died Hutch survived And no one got the gold Paging Dr. Noah Drake To ICU To treat a case of heartbreak They keep me waiting I don't mind waiting Don't call me crazy No, I'm not lazy My day won't go right I can't sleep all night My hands start shaking My knees start aching I just can't cope without my soap General Hospital General Hospital Mmm Number one General Hospital You're my worst affliction General Hospital You're my favorite addiction Monica likes to have her fun That is why she had a son She told Rick he was the dad Soon found out that he'd been had There's one thing That you can give me that Leslie can't And that's pa**ion Alan was the father of course And he won't give Monica a divorce Rick wants to get Leslie back Heather's having an insane attack I'll get Diana Taylor She's not crazy Uh, uh No never She just wants to get Dr. Jeff Webber Jeff wants Annie for his wife But he might have to wait all of his life Cause good girls don't And Annie won't And you all know what I mean Amy Vining likes to blab Richard Simmons helps fight flab Susan's having Alan's baby Noah wants Bobbi for his lady Well, Luke got another job The Quartermaines are the brand new mob Laura's the receptionist What's missing now is the Ice Princess Yes, Luke Spencer Please Diamonds Not gold are in it this time Scorpio The house of Ca**adine On and on And on it goes How it ends up Nobody knows cause They keep me waiting I don't mind waiting Don't call me crazy No, I'm not lazy My day won't go right I can't sleep all night If I don't find out It blows my mind out I just can't cope without my soap General Hospital General Hospital Mmm, number one General Hospital You're my worst affliction General Hospital You're my favorite addiction General Hospital Addiction Addiction General Hospital Addiction Addiction General Hospital You're my inspiration General Hospital Gonna stay tuned to this station General Hospital Addiction Addiction General Hospital Tell me what's going on Did you see it today? General Hospi-Tale Tell me what's going on General Hospital Addiction Addiction I love my General Hospital General Hospital It's my addiction