Harry Hill - Ken! lyrics

My name is Ken, Ken Barlow. Keeeeeeeen! (x4) I was a librarian, I was a teacher, I was a trolley pusher, I was a taxi driver, but now i am a free man call me names, but attack my offspring and i will do everything in my power to protect them. I know where the bodies are buried on the street You are Ken Barlow, I am Ken Barlow, We are Ken Barlow I am the only living soul who cares about you. Keeeeeeeen! (x4) Keeeeeeeen! (x4) My name is Ken And i will see you on Monday, Thursday and Friday Mountains may crumble, Rivers may run dry, But I will always be here For I am your friend - Ken! I've made some mistakes sure, real howlers, Especially with the kids But thats life! You make mistakes and live with the consequences. Ray Langton - saw him off Len Fairclough - never stood a chance Mike Baldwin - ha ha, Poor Mike. Keeeeeeeen! (x4) (sung in background) Keeeeeeeen! (x4) Elsie Tanner, Hilda Ogden, Ena Sharples - all gone Yet I remain... I am Ken, but I am not a leader Don't look at me for your answers I am just a man Trying to make sense of a crazy world Through a Northern perspective. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. I am Ken Barlow and I am the only constant in your life...