Harry And The Potters - (Not Gonna Put On) The Monkey Suit lyrics

We were playing wizard chess this Christmas We were playing wizard chess this Christmas When you came down to the Burrow to ask us To stop the game and start to play a new one down at the Ministry You want us as your pin-up stooge For policies that we won't approve We're Dumbledore's man, through and through And our loyalty lies with the truth I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry, no I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit for you And your political aspirations I won't pretend that things are cool For your approval ratings Oh Rufus Scrimgeour I'm inclined to believe you're a vampire 'Cause you're going s** the truth You're going to s** the truth out of the situation at hand And we're not gonna win this war We're not gonna win this war with lies (lies) Lies (lies) Lies Lies (lies) Lies (lies) Lies! I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry, no I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit, no I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit, no I'm not gonna be your mascot I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit, no I'm not gonna be your mascot (NO!) I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry, no I'm not gonna be your mascot (NO!) I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit, oh no