Hard 'N Phirm - The Carbon Cycle lyrics

I am a human being, I have chromosomes Constantly splitting through the process of mitosis Every daughter cell eats and breathes with me So I go to the corner store regularly To purchase soda and refrigerated bacon For the bile in my colon that I'm diligently makin' Some monkeys eat only vegetables and fruit Their bodies, like ours, break down their food And relinquish those parts into various tubes Then we sh**e, they sh**e-everybody sh**s sh**e Ours gets flushed while theirs gets thrown And where it lands more plants are gonna grow Carbon Cycle, Carbon Cycle We are part of Nature's Plan I wake up in the forest in a jacket made of rayon 'cos my skin is far too thin for ultraviolet rays to play on The vultures circle overhead and pray for my demise And all the meat that they don't eat Is fodder for the flies So I start running through the trees, helping out a few 'cos the oxygen that I take in will give them CO2 (Photosynthesis) I stub my toe and the blood that pours Will fertilize things to feed herbivores Your carbon travels south down the food chain queue And you are what you eat, so that makes you You Carbon Cycle We are part of Nature We are part of Nature's Plan Carbon (when we eat)Carbon (when we bleed)Carbon (when we cry) Carbon (when we bleed) Carbon (when we breed)There's carbon all around you and you'll pa** it along