Hard 'N Phirm - Pi lyrics

When ink and pen in hands of men inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint And yet to see you all at once, we only need the point Flirting with infinity Your geometric progeny That fit inside you oh so tight With triangles that feel so right 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459 Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin And if our transcendental lift should find a final floor Then man will know the d**h of God where wonder was before Yeah, I know this pi sh** backwards and forwards Check it out I did three chicks then pointed at the door A girl entered in so that made it four I snapped one time then came another five Add 'em all up and that makes nine The average age 26.5 Now that's what I call gettin' some pi Five of the chicks wore six-inch heels Two of the nine squealed like seals 514 was the area code Quebec, Canada, my winter abode In my 1.3 million dollar Chalet Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895