Hard 'N Phirm - Moose Lodge lyrics

Come join the Moose Lodge Family fraternity in many a community in four nations It's at the Moose Lodge Every activity for fellowship and unity of generations "No man stands so tall as when he stoops to lift a child." (Boy that's a) Kick-a** quote I certify that I'm a male, 21 years or older A believer in a Supreme Being Not a member of the Communist Party And of good character I understand that any misstatement May cause my removal from applicant status or Forfeiture of membership in the Loyal order of Moose Who's at the Moose Lodge? Veterans and working men and poets and celebrities Like Manute Bol And why the Moose Lodge? 2 of every 10 will tell you if you ask 'em on the street "15% off Hickory Farms meat!" An astute poll Stand proud mighty Man-Moose, 1.5 million strong (Moose Members) can't be wrong