Hard 'N Phirm - American Dinosaurs lyrics

Glide on mighty Pterodactyl On the winds of American pride Step up to serve your country Hundreds of years after you died They say that you were greenish But I reckon that ain't true If you trod upon the heartland You must have been red, white and blue Head so high you're gonna bite the sky American Dinosaurs A cry of freedom echoes in your roars In caves and river beds, in soil where you bled Our nation's finest resource I guess Noah had a reason for keeping you off the Ark 'cos he knew you'd burrow in the earth And fuel American cars And I think about your sacrifice as I power up my rig Chosen lizards of this land You're just so @#%$ big So fight on faithful Allosaurus At the gates of the Alamo While Diplodocus makes angels In the pure Montana snow Tyrannosaurs visit Graceland and Oviraptors egg D.C Ichthyosaurs play swim-up blackjack In Nevada's desert sea A carbon date with destiny American Dinosaurs Standing firm beside us in our wars With your ample dino crack, sh**ting glory on Iraq Take back what is rightfully yours American Dinosaurs Mezoheroic petrol s'mores Over hills and on the planes God bless your tiny brains We the people are your dinowho*es