Hard 'N Phirm - She Named the Pony Jesus lyrics

Easter comes but once a year Chocolate eggs and bunny ears Will celebrate the murder of our Lord Little girls love horsies But we are very poor, see So promises were all we could afford Off I had been laid So I knelt down and prayed Can I have a pony Jesus? Your humble servent begs You see my little girl breathes through a tube And has a wheelchair for her legs I'm not askin' you to fix her spine Or uncollapse her lung But I know she'd thank you for that pony If she had a working tongue It wasn't miracles I was looking for When I saw that open stable door Unattended at the Mid-State County Fair I knew I had to take it slow And a chicken playing Tic-Tac-Toe Was the diversion I needed To get him right out of there So then off I took But I was no crook (you know why?) For I had a pony, Jesus, it was so much more than luck Your guiding hand dragged him past the guard And forced him in my truck And I know that horse won't stop her tremors Or reattach her nose But I know she'd hop right on that pony{line 31}if she could move her shriveled toes I saw her waiting in the driveway Hooked up to her machines And the happiness in her good eye As all the thanks I'd need (I'm so great) And as we approached he leapt to greet her He couldn't hold all that love in That Divine Equine just kicked and beat her To stomp out all that sin And a clap of thunder sent him running As Heaven's rain began to fall And he dragged her metal chariot But she didn't quite clear the wall Then he galloped off to spread the Gospel And prove that nothing is imposs'ble And she named her pony "Jesus" At least I think that's what she said 'Twas a gurgly sound that trickled out Through a hoof-print in her head Another sound said, "Save Me" And that's exactly what was done That Holy Pony brought redemption Giddy-up, God's only Son Couldn't be stony, I got her a pony Knocked her chair over in the name of Jehovah Clippity cloppity, he'll never stoppedy (Dominus te cum, Equu Sanctu)