Hard Corey - Seven Evil Exes (The Officially Rejected Unofficial Theme Song To Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World) lyrics

Its crazy this girl's got me wrapped around her little finger She's skating through my dreams, but I can't say i've ever seen her She's got an attitude, she's got a fantastic bu*t But I'm playing with knives, so I just may get cut Cuz these are the details of my precious little life As I try to find a way to make it all work out right IIts like its all been paused and she just pushed the start I can take on Ganon now, her potion refilled all my hearts All these evil exes and no exits to run to The old 1, 2 its only forward can't go back no control z to undo Cuz I got a crazy ex who's slightly underage, filled with rage Obsessed with my s** bob-omb on and off the stage And what I lack in confidence, I make up in spazz And when of flying array of demonic hipster chicks attacks I'll just reflect their blast, send it back Cuz I'm that smooth I guess I can't lose I'll fight these bad dudes Cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 Evil ex boyfriends And they're coming and I'm running And I'm trying to defend Her honor and her life Cuz i've never lost a fight And I ain't gon start tonight They'll drop hard when I hook right Cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 Evil ex boyfriends And they're villians, super villians So this just might be the end So I grab on to her hand Jam out with my band It may look like I'm losing but That's all part of the plan This must be punishment for my seven deadly sins That I committed cuz a little envy's doing me in Like I'm samson, she's delilah, I get a new haircut I die cuz That's my weakness and this week is not my week cuz I am sleepless Between, lisa, envy, knives, kim, ramona, and winifred And 7 evil exes I'm worried my destruction is iminient I need lives unlimited, cuz I need wins not useless points With no bus fare, a long walk home unless I score me some coins Cuz I just wanna say I love you like I'm mario she's peach But I'm feeling like a toadstool just staring at my feet And I keep getting letters spelling my impending doom But I just throw em in the trash cuz I am about to go boom on her 7, 7, 7 Evil ex boyfriends And they're coming and I'm running And I'm trying to defend Her honor and her life Cuz i've never lost a fight And I ain't gon start tonight They'll drop hard when I hook right Cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 Evil ex boyfriends And they're villians, super villians So this just might be the end So I grab on to her hand Jam out with my band It may look like I'm losing but That's all part of the plan Its like I'm embattled in an epic quarrell Its like I'm jonathan strange but there's 7 mr. norrells Its like playing contra without 30 lives, i'mm a die Mission impossible and I'm tom cruise now, not 95 I can't win, there's an ex girlfriend now I can't hit a chick Where do you punch e m, can't kick her a**, can't punch her tits sh** If only I could find it, on this subspace road, a cheet code For something from the gilded house of flying burritos, mmm burritos I'll use my ba** guitar to whoop that vegan's a** Manipulating sound waves like the boys and crash And i'll take down that famous actor and score his autograph And if she lets me grab her b**bs i'll have the last laugh on her 7, 7, 7 Evil ex boyfriends And they're coming and I'm running And I'm trying to defend Her honor and her life Cuz i've never lost a fight And I ain't gon start tonight They'll drop hard when I hook right Cuz she's got 7, 7, 7 Evil ex boyfriends And they're villians, super villians So this just might be the end So I grab on to her hand Jam out with my band It may look like I'm losing but That's all part of the plan