I wrote for luck They sent me you I sent for juice You give me poision I hold the line You form the queue Try anything hard Is there anything else you can do? Well not much - I've not been trained I can sit and stand, beg n' roll over I don't read I just guess There's more than one sign But it's getting less And you were wet But you're getting dryer You use to speak the truth But now you're liar You use to speak the truth But now you're clever And I wrote for luck And they sent me you And I sent for juice You give me poision I hold the line You form the queue Try anything hard Is there anything else you can do? And you were wet But you're getting dryer You use to speak the truth But now you're clever You use to speak the truth But now you're clever And when it's hot You start to melt 'Cos you're not made of jean You're made of chocolate And when it's cold You tend to crack You keep on piling out Not puttin' back ...