Happiness - Does the Spearmint Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight? lyrics

Oh me oh my oh you Whatever shall I do? Hallelujah, The question is peculiar I'd give a lot of dough If only I could know The answer to my question Is it yes or is it no? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If your mother says don't chew it, Do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils, Can you heave it left & right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Here comes a blushing bride The groom is by her side Up to the altar, Just as steady as Gibraltar The groom has got the ring And it's such a pretty thing But as he slips it on her finger The choir begins to sing: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If your mother says don't chew it, Do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils, Can you heave it left & right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Now the nation rise as one To send their wanted son Up to the White House, yes, The nation's only White House To voice their discontent Unto the Pres-I-dent The bonny burning question, What has swept this continent? If tin whistles are made of tin, What do they make fog horns out of? Boom boom Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight? If your mother says don't chew it, Do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils, Can you heave it left & right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight? On the bedpost overnight Hello there, I love you and The one who holds you tight! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night On the bedpost overnight A dollar is a dollar & a dime is a dime! He'd sing another chorus But he hasn't got the time On the bedpost overnight, yeah!