Hap Palmer - Helping Mommy In the Kitchen lyrics

Chorus: We're helping mommy in the kitchen Making her life easier Helping mommy in the kitchen Happy to be pleasing her When she sees dinner's done Just think how good she'll feel She can sit down and rest And watch us serve the meal To make hamburgers using fresh ground meat We put them on the ground And stamp them with our feet Oh, yeah, tell everyone Cooking food is so much fun Mashed potatoes are a cinch to do We just smash them with a hammer 'til they're mushy-goo Oh, yeah, tell everyone Cooking food is so much fun Plump tomatoes make catsup when We put them on a chair and sit on them Repeat Chorus We need flour for some gingerbread Let's pick some pink petunias from the flowered Oh, yeah, tell everyone Cooking food is so much fun We have no brown sugar but it won't hurt To take a bag of white and mix in dirt Oh, yeah, tell everyone Cooking food is so much fun Next baking soda is what it needs Stick some Coca Cola in the oven, please Repeat Chorus Spoken: Oh, no! There's ground beef smeared on the kitchen floor Potatoes gushed on the walls and door Tomatoes squished on my brand new clothes And hamburgers stuck in between my toes The gingerbread's nothing but a baked mud brick With sizzled petunias from the plants we picked The soda pop popped; what a mess it is Now the oven's covered with a sticky fizz...but Repeat Chorus