Hap Palmer - What's Bigger Than a Bear? lyrics

What's bigger than a bear? Smaller than a chair? Slower than a snail? Faster than a whale? Longer than a yardstick? Shorter than a toothpick? Louder than a cry? Softer than a sigh? We contrast this and that Here, there and everywhere But when it comes to you, my friend Nothing can compare What's brighter than a flashlight? Dimmer than the sunlight? Smoother than a pine cone? Rougher than a dog's bone? Heavier than a bowling ball? Lighter than a baseball? Faster than a plane? Slower than a train? We contrast this and that Here, there and everywhere But when it comes to you, my friend Nothing can compare Because you're one of a kind And we're lucky to find The one and only you!