I went to see the doctor, cause I had a pain or two He said don't be a sissy boy, there is nothing wrong with you This world is full of heartache, just be brave and see it through Just get back to work you little jerk, I've had enough of you He looked alot like Tiger Williams He was brave and strong and true But if you tried to cross him He would put a hurt on you I was driving down the freeway, doing 95 or so When a traffic cop crawled up my a** and pulled me off the road He said around here I am King, so your speeding days are through If you break the rules again, my friend, I will throw the book at you He looked alot like Tiger Williams He was brave and strong and true But if you tried to cross him He would put a hurt on you If there is a God above, I know that he must be The kind of guy who's tough enough to deal with punks like me He won't take no excuses, he'll be tough but he'll be fair And when I go to my reward, I hope to see him there I'll bet he looks like Tiger Williams He'll be brave and strong and true But if you try to cross him He will put a hurt on you