Hans DeKline - Regretroid lyrics

[Narrators] There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space And she could easily combine your stupid a** with your face Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding And her courage was amazing and her b**bies were outstanding [Samus] WHAT? [Narrator] Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave Um okay, hey look over there. It's Kraid [Kraid] I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen You're gonna die motherf**er, I take up five screens I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy Then you'll be digested and converted to feces I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes And your beautiful hair and your well toned thighs And your pillowy lips and wait you're not a guy [Samus] Is that a problem you f** [Kraid] Um no, prepare to die [Narrator] Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight She got into a battle stance, that made her bu*t look super tight And Kraid said [Kraid] No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake I actually just wanted to give you some desserts, that I baked [Narrator] But Samus said [Samus] What pisses me off most in this world Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies And shove them so far up your a**, that they end up behind your eyes Stop treating me like I'm a s** object Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect [Mother Brain] Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way [Kraid] Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain [Samus] Get the f** off my planet, this is your last chance [Kraid] I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants [Samus] That's it, you're all f**ing dead [Kraid] What, this room feels stuffy By the way do you like puppies Here's a basket of puppies [Samus] Whoops, k**ed the puppies