Hank Williams Jr. - If The South Woulda Won lyrics

If the South woulda won we’d a had it made I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern States The day Elvis pa**ed away would be our national holiday If the South woulda won we’d a had a it made I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas And we wouldn't have no k**ers gettin’ off free If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly Instead of writin’ books and smilin’ on T.V. We'd all learn Cajun cookin’ in Louisiana And I'd put that capitol back in Alabama We'd put Florida on the right track ‘cause, we'd take Miami back And throw all them pushers in the slammer If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made I'd prolly run for President of the Southern States The day young Skynyrd died we’d show our Southern Pride If the South woulda won we'd had a it made I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi And I'd put Hank William’s picture on one-hundred dollar bills I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas And I'd ban all the ones made in China I'd have every girl and child sent to Georgia to learn to smile And talk with that southern accent that drives me wild I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia ‘Cause they sure can make'em sound so fine I'm goin' up on Wolverton mountain and see ole Clinton Powers And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine Hey, if the South woulda won we'd had it made I'd prolly run for President of the Southern States When Patsy Cline pa**ed away that would be our national holiday If the South woulda won we'd a had it made If the South woulda won we'd a had it made Might even be better off!