Every guy I know says women are too damn particular Women talk and they expect the man to be a listener They wanna walk while holdin' hands and whisper I love you They need a combination Casanova Donahue The men pull up in foreign cars and drop there little women off I serve 'em frozen daqueries while sugar daddys playin' golf The heroes from the golfin' wars return and holler scotch The ladies slip there rings back on I'm in a diamond mine and they're not hard to find When I dig a little deeper and take my time They sparkle and they shine precious j**els of every kind I'm just stealin' from the blind I'm in a diamond mine The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are I hope the leave me in the dark [x2]