Hank Williams Jr. - Fat Friends lyrics

Why do the best lookin' girls have real ugly friends It seems like it always works like that You'll meet a queen a girl of your dreams And she'll have a friend that's really fat But you decide to take a chance this could be a great romance If only she could just get rid of her She's my cousin from the east and I know that she's a beast And I don't think that this is gonna work So you take them both out while you try to figure out How can I dump the pig You've spent sixty bucks but things are looking up She just said she wants to make it big Now the problem is this every time we hug and kiss Her friend says I want to go home And we want her too but we don't know what to do And that's why it's time for this song Why do the best lookin' girls have real ugly friends It seems like it always works like that Oh, you'll meet a queen the girl of your dreams She'll have a friend that's really really fat! Every time you make your play you'll find out there ain't no way To make love to beauty and the beast Why do the best lookin' girls have these real ugly friends Does this only happen to me Now I'm so hot I could smother cause they both come home to mother Does this only happen to me