Hank Williams Jr. - Video Blues lyrics

Well the latest craze going around Is called the video ca**ete recorder. And I was the first one in my town To send off my money order. Well I thought that thing would never get here But old UPS came through. I ripped the box apart and bless their hearts They sent a free movie too. Well I hooked it up once And I hooked it up twice and 8 or 9 more times. I had it all wrong but I finally got it right, Just play, stop, rewind. I grabbed the movie they sent and I shoved it right in It was called The X-Rated Reviews. Now, I seen movies where folks kiss But I never seen nothing like this. Oh Lord, I got the video blues. Well I drove downtown to join the tape club And friends I've got some news. Most all the movies they had down there Was just like they one they sent me too. I bought Star Wars, Jaws, Poltergeist, Superman 1 and 2. When they added it up I'd spent three hundred bucks. I got the video blues. I got the video blues, don't know what to do. This could get expensive. I want a camera to zoom, remote control too, So I can make documentaries. Now they're trying to pa** laws about copyrights and all And taping things off of the tube. I'd probably be better off if they's haul this thing off, 'Cause I've got the video blues. Well I called my girl to come on over 'Cause I had new movies to show. I started her off with Smokey And The Bandit I thought I'd kind of take it slow. But later that night when the time was right I showed one called Sweedish Ways. She said, "Well, I've never in my life.. Well, I guess it's alright... Hey! Yeah, go on, let it play!" I got the video blues, what have I got into? This thing has taken my place. She don't wanna hug or make any love. She just sits there with that funny look on her face. I came on too strong, I shoulda known all along What I was getting into. She won't give me a kiss, 'cause she's afraid she'll miss Something from the Movies Review. I've got the video blues, don't know what to do, And this could get expensive. I want a camera to zoom, remote control too, So I can make home documentaries. Now they're trying to pa** laws about copyrights and all And taping things off of the tube. I'd probably be better off if they'd haul this thing off 'Cause I got the video blues. I'd be so much better off if they'd haul this stuff off 'Cause I got the video blues. Hey baby, it's me. I'm still here. Hey, look at me!