Hank Williams Jr. - Attitude Adjustment lyrics

Now I met an old friend In the bar the other night And he got a little drunk And he wanted to fight And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room And just about the time he got the words out An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth And used his head for a mop And his bu*t for a broom It was an attitude adjustment I guess it was his first time An attitude adjustment Now he understands just fine He got bent out of shape And he opened his mouth And just one appointment Straightened him right out It was an adttitude adjustment Oh, it'll work every time Well, I've got this big ol' brother-in-law And me and him just never did get along Because he wants to make sure I'm treating his sister right He got drunk one night And started beating me up And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck And laid him out as cold as a block of ice It was an attitude adjustment And it will work every time An attitude adjustment I made him see the light And he says, "I'm his kind of man" And he comes around with his hat in his hand It was an attitude adjustment I cured all his family pride Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face I said, "Darlin', that was you're first mistake" Then she went wild and her eyes turned red She started breaking everything and sceaming loud And kickin' me and cussin' me out And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head It was an attitude adjustment Now she loves on me all the time Just an attitude adjustment She got a whole new frame of mind She don't nag, and I don't beg And we get along and like I said "Just an attitude adjustment Oh, everythings just fine, well, almost She called the cops to take me in And I said, "You're never gonna do it friend" And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes we will" Now a stick to the head