Hank Williams Jr. - Don Juan D'Bubba lyrics

He wears tall black boots Has Porter Wagoner suits Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong Now his palace is a lot On a rough, rocky top And a bright red bobo on He flies the red, white and blue And I'm telling you He knows how to honky tonk all night When he pulls up in his truck All the guys are out of luck The girls know his reputation is fine He's Don Juan D'Bubba He's got a Spanish mother But his daddy worked in a coal mine He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres And he only serves The very cheapest supermarket wine Now he's cool as a rule He's nobody's fool If there's a party He's the first to be found Don Juan D'Bubba The hillbilly lover Blue Ribbon country hound He's a playboy true And he pitches his woo To a different girl every night He's a practical joker A smooth talkin' stroker A real man if you want a fight And when he gets on a roll He puts on a show Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen He is fine and dandy Handsome and handy Bubba's in every country girl's dream He's Don Juan D'Bubba He's got a Spanish mother But his daddy worked in a coal mine He cooks you squirrel hors d'oeuvres And he only serves The very cheapest supermarket wine Now he's cool as a rule Nobody's fool Make him the man you don't want to be around Don Juan D'Bubba The legendary lover Blue Ribbon country hound Don Juan D'Bubba The legendary lover Blue Ribbon country hound