The black smokestack was barking The steam made them pistons groan And behind that screaming whistle You could hear that engine moan The train was reeling and rocking The pa**engers were screaming with fear For the train was being driven By a crazy engineer I'm driving this engine up to the moon He laughed as the train sped on Then from the lips of the madman Came a crazy railroad song Then out from a blind crept hobo Bill He was stealing a ride that day I've rode the blinds on many a train They ain't ever travelled this way He climbed over the bend into the engine cab Those pa**engers' lives to save Then, while he fought with the madman His weary life he gave Poor bill spoke in a whisper This was all they could hear I've rode my last railroad ride With a crazy engineer