Hank Snow - I Ain't Been Anywhere lyrics

I was sittin' at home just a-listenin' to my radio An' along came a fella who apparently had been on the go Well, he started in a-braggin' 'bout ev'rywhere he'd been And there isn't any place in this whole world he hasn't seen You ask me where I've been, an' I'm a-going to tell you, Pard Why, I ain't even been outside the gate in my backyard I ain't been anywhere, Joe I ain't been anywhere, Joe I didn't want to go, so I guess I'll never know, Joe An old stick in the mud, Bud I ain't been anywhere I ain't seen London, Paris, Washington, Chicago, Bombay, Mandalay, Calgary, Cashmere, Thailand, Ireland, Iceland, Greenland, Halifax, Poland, Switzerland, Scotland, Liverpool, Dry Gulch, Tombstone, Moscow, Carlsbad, Leningrad, Stalingrad, too bad! I ain't been anywhere, Joe I ain't been anywhere, Joe I didn't want to go, so I guess I'll never know, Joe An old stick in the mud, Bud I ain't been anywhere Siam, Amsterdam, Oslo, Rotterdam, Birmingham, Tokyo, Melbourne, Saigon, Trinidad, Hong Kong, Florida, Reykjavik, Copenhagen, Berlin, Congo, Key West, Petersburg, Wallisburg, Cherbourg, Luxemburg, Chalush, Toronto, Cripple Creek, I am sick! I ain't been anywhere, Joe I ain't been anywhere, Joe I didn't want to go, so I guess I'll never know, Joe An old stick in the mud, Bud I ain't been anywhere Kumquat, Limerick, Inverness, Loch Ness, Swansea, Cuanda, Colombo, Gold Coast, Edinburgh, Singapore, Galveston, Okinawa, Blarney, k**arney, Karachi, Pyongyang, Warsaw, Tarancón, Down, Libya, Goose Bay, Labrador, Outer Space, no place! I ain't been anywhere, Joe I ain't been anywhere, Joe I didn't want to go, so I guess I'll never know, Joe An old stick in the mud, Bud I ain't been anywhere Ohio, Toledo, Wexford, Frankfurt, Silverton, Norfolk, Alamo, Sabula, Brighton, Kiowa, Denmark, Dover, Chalis, Rio, Lima, Philippines, Hebrides, Hawaii, Portland, Cleveland, Leipzig, Laramie, Horsehair, nowhere! I ain't been anywhere, Joe I ain't been anywhere, Joe I didn't want to go, so I guess I'll never know, Joe An old stick in the mud, Bud I ain't been anywhere SPOKEN: Wait a minute! Horsehair! Why, doggone it, that's my hometown So I guess I must 'a' been there, huh? I ain't been anywhere!