Hank Green - Crime Dramas s** lyrics

Oh, there's a place where you don't want to be Where people die constantly And they never die in normal ways It's preposterous but still cliche When your drug dealers aunt k**s your mom in a duel by chopping off her head with scythe in the pool But their not saying it makes sense They're just interpreting the evidence This is the plot to every television crime show from CSI to Columbo and I think you know whats in store That guy we met in the first fifteen minutes will come back cause you know he did it They're not even trying anymore I'm getting bored There's semen all over the crime scene So they use a super fancy semen testing machine And the DNA database gets a hit but it looks like he might still get away with it but the final piece of evidence totally stops the bad guys defense and he breaks down in front of everyone and tells them exactly how it was done This is the plot to every television crime show from CSI to Columbo and i think you know whats in store That guy we met in the first fifteen minutes will come back cause you know he did it They're not even trying anymore And I'm getting bored By the middle of the first season murder is eclipsed by s**ual tension And I guess that probably happens a lot since crime fighting people are always so hot but then the serial k**er kidnaps the girl and they promise to save her if it costs them the world and they find her two seconds before she dies And they hug And they laugh And the screw And they cry This is the plot to every television crime show from CSI to Columbo and i think you know what's in store That guy we met in the first fifteen minutes will come back cause you know he did it They're not even trying anymore And I'm getting bored SO BORED!