I know I'm not the the only one Who wants to know more about Harry's sons I really do think there's an Unwritten story And I think it's time to put Fingers to keys Oh, a lot of people I know want to know more About Grindelwald and Dumbledore I really do think that they both batted lefty And I think there's probably a good story there For Book Eight I want a Book Eight! I want a Book Eight And I want JK Rowling to say That the epilogue was crap 'Cause we all know it was crap! And I want JK Rowling to say That Voldemort had a son And the story's just begun And I want JK Rowling to say That she's writin' Book Eight Oh, a lot of people I know wanna hear the tale Of the mysterious veil I really do think it's a dimensional portal And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth And I know I wanna hear the one About Hagrid's dad and Hagrid's mum I really do think that that's nearly impossible And I think there's probably a good story there For Book Eight I want a Book Eight! I want a Book Eight And I want JK Rowling to say That the epilogue was crap 'Cause we all know it was crap! And I want JK Rowling to say That Voldemort had a son And the story's just begun And I want JK Rowling to say That she's writin' Book Eight She could call it Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar! Or Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé! Or Harry Potter and the Solitaire Mystery! Or Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters! Oh Harry Potter You know that I want a Book Eight! I want a Book Eight! Oh, Harry Potter I really do think there's an unwritten story And I think it's time to put Fingers to keys For Book Eight