Hank Green - I'm not Edward Cullen lyrics

The hidden moon is rising over Forks, Washington And suddenly you shy away from my body's warmth My muscles are hard as I can make 'em But that's not enough for you You want me to be cold and hard Like a moving marble statue The only thing that you think you need Is the one thing that I can never be You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen But you can't help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me Only one man can protect me from harm Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God For a century he saved his virginity for me But I know all about that girl you scored with in 2003 He's the only man that I can't resist And you can't convince me he does not exist I can't love you cause you're not Edward Cullen You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen But I can't help but realise these are golden contacts in your eyes So you can never be the one and only boy for me It's so superficial that you love his fancy cars But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart I hope some day his child will rip its way out of your womb Give up now and we can still be friends I'll never fall in love with you The only thing that you think you need Is the one thing that I can never be You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen But you can't help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me