Hank Green - Makin' babies lyrics

Paroles de la chanson Makin' Babies : We've been together for a while, girl Quite a while And I think by now I know how To make you smile Oh you love evolution neurobiology Elegant adaptations are so s**y So I want to teach you the realities of birds and bees We all know about giraffes, girl They make me laugh Their men have more s** with each other than With their better half And there is no better way to destroy A mood than to make a tortoise noise But I won't do that stuff Just lovin' is enough Oh, baby there's a lot of ways to make a baby And if things are right for us I was hopin' maybe We could try a couple out See what the fuzz is all about It's just the birds and the bees and the chimpanzees And if things go right maybe you and me Dolphins certainly are cute, girl But I must boast Dolphin s** lasts just twenty seconds at the most But what I got is pretty dull Next to the amazing barnacle Their junk is 50 times bigger than their body size And the male anglerfish gets completely screwed Proving sometimes s** s**s even for the dude But the violent prize goes to the flatworm Using a sword-like penis to stab in his s**m It's an uncomfortable world But not for my girl Cause, baby there's a lot of ways to make a baby And if things are right for us I was hopin' maybe We could try a couple out See what the fuzz is all about It's just the birds and the bees and the chimpanzees And if things go right maybe you and me Oh, if things go right maybe you and me Yes if things go right maybe you and me