Hank Green - Bad Day on Chat Roulette lyrics

Oh it seems so exciting, I can talk to anyone I just begin the game and launch into the fun But 15 perverts later, I still haven't had a chance to talk to anyone but that giant guy in woman's underpants It's the kind of instant judgement that I fear in the real world where it only takes a moment to realize you're not a girl and then they click on next, the game is over, yes I've lost again But I keep on trying anyway, because someday I soon I'll win. And I try to pour my heart out but they keep clickin' next because I'm having a bad day on chat roulette Yes I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette And suddenly this cute girl pops up on my screen she's like the answer to my prayers, the woman of my dreams any she pauses on my face and I think she could be mine I say hello, she smiles, I've got my chance and then she hits F-9 Then in her place there is a rowdy group of angry brittish teens Followed by a person who does not want to be seen And then a guy with awesome abs who won't put on a shirt and then, of course a very very long string of perverts And I try to pour my heart out but they keep clickin' next because I'm having a bad day on chat roulette Yes I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette The pretty girls are all busy having pleasant conversations with guys who've been nexting for hours I really should eliminate all my expectations I should also, probably take a shower. Then a guy comes on and he see's me playin And I can tell he understands everything I'm saying He pulls down his guitar and he plays along And I try to pour my heart out but they keep clickin' next because I'm having a bad day on chat roulette Yes I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette