Hania Zdunek - Ballgina Safari lyrics

There was a man He didn't know what size pants to wear And consequently His pants rode up his bits down there, yeah It's called a ballgina, whoa And that's what we're looking for today (We're looking for a Ballgina. We're looking for a Ballgina.) We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari! There's so much more of life that we should see, yeah! We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari! Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah! It's called a Ballgina, whoa And this is a game we like to play – hey It's called a Ballgina, whoa And that's what we're looking for today – yeah We're searching for big ones and small ones and puffy ones and round ones And big ones and small ones and little, squeezed in, tightly hidden Big ones and small ones and ones that you can see the pubic hair through the pants Cause the guy has absolutely no idea about his pants size Absolutely no idea about his pants size Absolutely no idea, no! There was a man He didn't know what size of pants to wear, yeah And consequenlty, he His pants rode up his bits down there It's called a Ballgina, whoa! We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari! There's so much more of life that we should see, yeah We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari! Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah! It's called a Ballgina – whoa And that's what we're looking for today, hey It's called a Ballgina – whoa! Oh, ah! Eee, eh, erhg! Oh, ah! Eee, eh! Big ones and small ones and slightly larger on the left Inflated, agitated ones that have a certain aroma Big ones and small ones and warty, lumpy, ugly looking ball sacks That stretch out the pants because the guy has no idea about his pants size Absolutely no idea about his pants size Absolutely no idea, No!