Handsome Boy Modeling School - "Rock and Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This) lyrics

I am original DJ Jazzy Jay from The mighty mighty Zulu Nation First off, I'm gonna say my name is Original scratch creator Grand Wizard Theodore For those who dont know, I started back out in the '74 Afrika Bambata, Disco King Mario Cool Herc, Grand Master Flash And you know some of the pioneers That did it back then, ya know Hip hop is universal man, it all depends upon what ya do it Hip hop is like what you call a ba*tard child of A lot of different forms of music I just feel good, that a lot of our bands are like Are like, recognizing, ya know, the culture We used to play these beats because They used to drive us on the dance floor And people dont really know that as a rock record Until like the guitars come in and stuff like that We didnt have no hip hop beats back in the days We had to take it from everywhere, we can get it from Its just trying to take it to another level That what keeps the music new and keeps it fresh As far as, ya know, rock is concerned man I think rock is, ya know, a big part of hip hop man Rock helped influence hip hop Hip hop helped influence the world La la la La la la La la la Shh, yeah, hey Shh, you hear me Okay, listen Yo, it's like a triple stage darkness, listen and drift Every muscle in your skin starts to shake and shift You can hate the gift but my phrase is dazed Ya click spray your face when I spit, I mean it You're just too conceited, repeatin' and repeatin' You're a thugged out gangsta pimp 'till you believe it Seems like there's too much pock, we don't need it I'm cool on your heat, you can keep it It's not a big secret, this is a game you can't win You're singin' the same thing Though we're bringin' the yen So just close your eyes and pretend again That your skin isn't as thin As the skin you're in b**h Give me a second just to spell it out So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about I don't have to fake anything I feel because We both know every word is real So give me a second just to spell it out So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about I don't have to fake anything I feel because We both know every word is real Right about now, the funk soul brother Check it out now, the funk soul brother Right about now, the funk soul brother Check it out now, the funk soul brother I got the sk**s of titanium, straight to the cranium Try to play me, and we could go to war like Iranians The deep cat, I speak rap As long as the beat phat, my sh**'ll be off the meat rack Lord Finesse, dont hara** the guards Spit four bars and piss on, like half your squad So the savage, I dont gave batch I dont hara** if you n***az Playin' Russian roulette with automatics See, on the street, I'm top in rank Three words, when I get the dice, stop the bank Bet against me, you get your cash to me My street team, promote nothin' but a** whoopins Hard headed, handsome boys, the lost n***az The type that sport the chicks on their arm like John Ritter The bomb n***az, being stabbing the third Better play like Jehovah witness, just spreadin' the word This sky opens wide, swallowing again Once I am inside, Im lost and cant pretend These pictures in my mind are not a part of me These memories all the time till I can hardly breathe I can hardly breathe, I can hardly stop the memories Nothing I can say or do Will take away what Ive been through What you were is what Ive come to be Nothing you can say to me Will take away these memories What you were is what Ive come to be La la la La la la La la la {They taught me to look beyond The superficial at the Handsome Boy Modeling School One of the things that I look for in a woman is you know, personality And I look for a sense of humor And you know knockers, I'm just kidding Like I said, I, I used to look at a woman You know, chestal area first} {I mean, the things that I look for now Is that I look for a woman with money I look for a woman with long legs Whereas before I used to focus on, knockers or} {Wait one second my illegitimate son is here Yes, yes son, you want one of these? Well, you have to go to the Handsome Boy Modeling School Where you can get one okay? Okay, daddy's got to work some more now You go back over there and sit in the trailer}