Oh baby, you know you missed the fight (he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man) Alligator wrecked the bar last night (he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man) I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag Gathers lady had to hitch a ride (she's a trouble lady, to a trouble man) She got picked up by some guys in some band You'd never believe what they did to a fan They found a 'c' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand "arrive down on n.t.c. in a blue ford van, wanted for the connection of the Murder of a man" Go johnny, do what you want to do "hey, hey, blue. I here this johnny's band is red hot" "alright let's check him out" Go johnny, do what you want to do So go, johnny "don't you know I'm a man" (go, go, johnny) *1-85 thru' the south land (johnny) "and my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out" (go, go johnny) "on the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, johnny) Watch 'em burn thru the south land With my axe in my hand, watch out , for *johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band "holy jesus, look at 'gator up there, he's got johnny gore on Stage by his hair" "come on guys, give the gators a hand. I paid two dollars Just to see this ba, ba, band" "and I ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show" "so give us a hand 'gators crazy you know"! Go johnny, do what you want to do "hey man, someone throw this dude out of here" "don't give a damn about his old lady" Go johnny, do what you want to do So go johnny "hey baby, don't you know I'm a man"! So go johnny *repeat*