Half Man Half Biscuit - PRS Yearbook (Quick, The Drawbridge) lyrics

Come see the townsfolk keenly gathered round the gibbet They've got a book of five hundred cloakroom tickets See what they've gone and done To the trendy mother from the sitcom When she said "Penny for 'em?" To her teenage son, who was staring into space Comedy hypnotist, when you wake up you'll be me And you'll walk to the side of the road and you'll see All the cars and the lorries and the buses and vans But to you, they'll be like mmm savoury snacks When you're feeling really hungry You can just step out and eat one, go on You know you want to Runrig with special guest Mike Peters Red and white, black and white, blue and white bandanas See what we've gone and done To the band who got a bit pompous They called their fan club an Information Service Agony Aunt if I had the arse of a crow And the wings of a sparrow, and you were below Sitting on park bench in memory of Bad dreams with a girl you've loved the most of your life With an IRN DJ, at an A&R showcase A&R showcase PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook (quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge) PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook (quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge) PRS, PRS golf weekend, I used to think that you had to attend